wreathedwith:

I love Victoria Coren.

wreathedwith:

I love Victoria Coren.

slyth-owlet:

fyeahvictoriacoren:

One week until Brand New Only Connect! Set the planners everybody.

Less than a week now. Still too long!

Can’t wait to see the new frocks!

Anonymous said: Ooh new (minimal) layout

Yup! Couldn’t figure out how to make the background white with the old layout. New layout plus new terrible header.

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One week until Brand New Only Connect! Set the planners everybody.

  • David Mitchell: We live in the age of the Internet, and I think it's very fair for the word 'beef' to refer to anything sort of ground up and brown that people will perfectly happily have amid layers of pasta.
  • David (still): I think what Germaine said is very right, we have to eat *everything*. We have to clean our plate. We see the natural world and grind it up in whatever way we can and put it in lasagne.
  • Victoria Coren Mitchell: I know you mean what you say, because when we were on holiday in Portugal you ordered something that was literally described as "meat on a skewer".
  • David: It *was* meat on a skewer. I could tell what was meat and what was skewer.

Just seen the trailer for OC on Beeb Two. Been stabbed in the back there, Beeb Four.

concrete-balloon:

Only Connect

Lion or Water wall, no need to decide with this handy cushion cover. 

Also available in phone and tablet covers, Tote bags, and for the full Only Connect experience how about a T-Shirt or King-size duvet?



Cool! Love the t-shirt too.

concrete-balloon:

Only Connect

Lion or Water wall, no need to decide with this handy cushion cover.

Also available in phone and tablet covers, Tote bags, and for the full Only Connect experience how about a T-Shirt or King-size duvet?

Cool! Love the t-shirt too.

wreathedwith:

Hey everyone.

Remember this.

This was great.

Has he signed up for this year’s?

Anonymous said: The ghost of Michael Winner still obsessing about Victoria's boobs it seems *sighs*

Haha I’d forgotten about him! (RIP)

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raindropocean replied to your post:
What the fuck?! Like you’d even know anyway!

Right?! I’m not David Mitchell running a fan blog for his wife.

slyth-owlet replied to your post:
You’re not a loser, I love you! I have an empty half hour every sunday and an empty space every monday, so I feel your pain. And I’d love to see excerpts. In fact I’d love to gdt my hands on the book

Haha thank you! We’re just opening the shop so it’s non stop setting up for us pretty much over the next week, at least. Extra hard for a lazy arse like me. I managed to pick up a copy on eBay for less than £2, in good condition too. It’s nice to read a teenage VC’s opinions on things.

Anonymous said: What size are VCM's breasts?

34 Double Fuck Off